I attended the graduation ceremony for the Landscape Design program at NYBG this past weekend and received my certificaate.  After spending some 300 hours of class time and boatloads of money, all NYBG could manage was a certificate printed on a laser printer with a failing toner cartridge.  I received nicer certificates for art projects in elementary school.  Way to go, New York Botanical Garden!

One cheesy diploma, please!